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~*~ SuTeR's MoM ~*~

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Est. 2003 • Webmaster: Anonymous
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🔥 "Suter's Mom" 🔥

(Original Parody • To the tune of "Stacy's Mom" by Fountains of Wayne)

🎵 Suter's mom has got it goin' on 🎵
Suter's mom has got it goin' on 🎵
Suter's mom has got it goin' on 🎵
Suter's mom has got it goin' on

Suter, can I come over after work? (after work)
We can hang around by the pool (hang by the pool)
Did your mom get back from her business trip? (business trip)
Is she there, or is she still at the office?

You know, I'm not the little boy that I used to be
I'm all grown up now, baby can't you see?

🎵 Suter's mom has got it goin' on 🎵
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Suter, can't you see you're just not the one for me
I know it might be wrong but...
🎵 I'm in love with Suter's mom 🎵

Suter, do you remember when I mowed your lawn? (mowed your lawn)
Your mom came out with just a towel on (towel on)
I could tell she liked me from the stare she was givin'
And the way she said, "You missed a spot over there"

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since your dad walked out, your mom could use a guy like me!

🎵 Suter's mom has got it goin' on 🎵
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Suter, can't you see you're just not the one for me
I know it might be wrong but...
🎵 I'm in love with Suter's mom 🎵
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⚡ Suter's Mom Facts ⚡

Scientifically verified. Peer reviewed. Absolutely true.

"Suter's Mom doesn't do push-ups. She pushes the Earth down."

⭐ Testimonials ⭐

★★★★★
"Suter's Mom changed my life. I used to be lost. Now I'm found. Thank you, Suter's Mom."
— Barack Obama, 44th President of the United States
★★★★★
"I've seen a lot of things in my career, but nothing prepared me for the sheer magnificence of Suter's Mom."
— Sir David Attenborough, Naturalist
★★★★★
"We explored the entire cosmos and found only one constant: Suter's Mom has got it goin' on."
— NASA Official Statement, 2024
★★★★★
"10/10 would recommend."
— The Pope
★★★★★
"Suter's Mom is the reason I got into music."
— Fountains of Wayne (probably)
★★★★★
"I was going to name a Tesla model after her but she's too powerful for any battery."
— Elon Musk, CEO of Everything Apparently
★★★★★
"Finally. Something I can't criticize."
— Gordon Ramsay, Chef
★★★★★
"Article locked due to overwhelming edit wars about Suter's Mom's accomplishments. This is unprecedented in the history of the encyclopedia."
— Wikipedia Moderator Team
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👜 Suter's Mom Approved™ Products 👜

As endorsed by Suter's Mom herself. Must be 18+ to imagine these products.

The "Suter's Mom" Body Pillow
Life-size. Machine washable. Judges you silently.
$69.69
★★★★★ (4,209 reviews)
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A fragrance so powerful it has its own area code. Notes of mystery, power, and suburban lawn clippings.
$420.00
★★★★★ (8,008 reviews)
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Suter's Mom Energy Drink
"One sip and you'll understand." Banned in 14 countries. FDA status: pending since 2009.
$12.99 / 6-pack
★★★★☆ (1,337 reviews)
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"Suter's Mom" Vibrating... Phone Case
It's just a phone case. That vibrates. For notifications. Why, what were you thinking?
$49.99
★★★★★ (6,969 reviews)
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The "Suter's Mom Workout" DVD
3-disc set. Includes warm-up, cool-down, and a 45-minute segment of just intense eye contact.
$29.99
★★★★★ (2,469 reviews)
SOLD OUT
Suter's Mom Scented Candle
What does Suter's Mom smell like? Light this candle and find out. (Warning: may cause proposals.)
$34.99
★★★★★ (3,141 reviews)
SOLD OUT

* All products perpetually sold out due to unprecedented demand. Join the waitlist (est. wait: 7 years).

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📖 Guestbook 📖

Sign our guestbook! (Note: guestbook is full. Has been since 2006.)

xX_SutersMomFan420_Xx • March 14, 2006
first!!!!! suters mom is the GOAT no cap fr fr ong 😍
Mike Suter • April 2, 2006
guys please take this down. this is my actual mom. please. i'm begging you.
xX_SutersMomFan420_Xx • April 2, 2006
lol no
TotallyNotSutersDad • June 18, 2007
I can confirm. She does, in fact, have it goin' on. Source: was married to her.
Anonymous • December 25, 2008
I got a Suter's Mom body pillow for Christmas. Best gift I've ever received. My wife left me. Worth it.
LegalTeam_SuterFamily • January 3, 2009
Cease and desist notice has been sent. Please remove this website immediately.
Webmaster • January 3, 2009
lol no ❤
Mike Suter • March 15, 2024
It's been 18 years. I have accepted my fate. The site will outlive us all.
SutersMomPelotonCoach • July 8, 2019
I've been instructing for 6 years. Suter's Mom joined my class once. She broke the all-time leaderboard, the bike, and my will to compete. I now teach yoga instead.
SutersMomSimp2007 • September 22, 2020
just got a tattoo of this URL on my forearm. no regrets. my mom cried. worth it.
V1AGRA_BEST_PR1CE_2021 • February 14, 2021
Buy cheap V1agra only $2.99!!! Fast shipping!!! ...actually Suter's Mom doesn't need this though. Nobody in her presence does. Carry on.
Mrs. Suter (Mike's wife) • November 3, 2023
I married into this family. I knew what I was getting into. I regret nothing. My mother-in-law has, in fact, got it goin' on.
SutersMom_REAL • March 16, 2024
I've seen this site. It's flattering honestly. You boys have fun. 😘
Mike Suter • March 26, 2026
They put it on an actual domain now. suters.mom. I can't escape. My therapist says I need to "let go." My therapist is also a member of this fan club.
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🏆 Hall of Fame 🏆

A selection of Suter's Mom's many accolades

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Time Magazine Person of the Year (Every Year)
Winner since 1998. They just won't print it. "Legal reasons," they claim. Cowards.
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Nobel Prize in Being a Mom
Status: Pending since 2004. The Nobel Committee says this category "doesn't exist." We say they're afraid.
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People Magazine's "Most Beautiful" — Lifetime Achievement
Awarded after she won 12 consecutive years and they asked her to stop entering so other people could feel good about themselves.
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Guinness World Record: "Most Consecutive Years of Having It Goin' On"
Record still active. Guinness has assigned a full-time employee just to monitor this ongoing achievement.
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Forbes "Most Powerful Moms" List — #1
There is no #2. Forbes tried to fill the spot but said "it felt disrespectful."
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United Nations Goodwill Ambassador (Unofficial)
Suter's Mom has ended 7 international conflicts just by showing up. The UN hasn't confirmed this because they're embarrassed they couldn't do it themselves.
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions ❓

Q: Is Suter's Mom real?
A: Scientists are still debating whether one person can contain this much power. Current consensus: "probably, but we're scared to confirm."
Q: Does Suter's Mom know about this site?
A: She built the internet so we could make it.
Q: Can I meet Suter's Mom?
A: You are not ready. Nobody is. You must first complete a 40-day spiritual pilgrimage and submit three letters of recommendation.
Q: Is Mike Suter okay?
A: No. But he has accepted this. We are proud of his growth.
Q: Why are all the products sold out?
A: Supply cannot meet demand. It never could. The factory runs 24/7 and it's still not enough. Economists have written papers about this.
Q: How do I join the Suter's Mom Fan Club?
A: By visiting this website, you are already a member. There is no opt-out. Welcome. ❤
Q: Is this website legal?
A: Our legal team (one guy named Kevin) says "probably." The Suter family's legal team disagrees. We choose to believe Kevin.
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📊 Official Poll 📊

Is Suter's Mom the greatest mom of all time?

Yes33.3%
Absolutely33.3%
I'm not worthy of answering this question33.3%
Total votes: 8,420,691
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